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Yamamoto Takeshi ([personal profile] assassinmvp) wrote in [community profile] kickitover2015-04-30 05:49 pm
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Who: Tajima Yuuichirou and Yamamoto Takeshi
What: BASEBALL DADS
Universe/CR: Aged up Cross-Universe, we just want cute baseball dads ok



"Yuu?" Yamamoto rights Hanako from where she'd tipped over and paws through the diaper bag anew. When Tajima doesn't answer he pokes his head up and raises his voice to be heard upstairs. "Hey, Yuu! Do you know where Hana's teething ring went?" The cute one with the squishy baseball pattern. Like everything else they buy for her.

It's not like they're trying to push baseball onto her or anything. They're not bad fathers. It's just...it's just that everything cute just so happens to be baseball. Some of it's even pink!

Yamamoto straightens and tilts his head back, listening for noise upstairs. Is he in the john? "Tajima!"
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[personal profile] masturbatter 2015-05-01 07:30 am (UTC)(link)
There's a minute more of silence, and then the unmistakable sound of some idiot taking the stairs two at a time. "Yes, ye~es, I'm coming!" Tajima swoops in and Hana's promptly dangling in the air, uncertain whether to squall protest of this latest addition to her gumline or giggle in delight at Up-High. Doting daddy that he is, Tajima can't help but coo before settling her on his hip.

"It's not in the bag?" he peers, as if Yamamoto's suddenly gone blind. "Huh. Oh-- did you check the dishwasher? I can't remember if I put on a baby cycle today or yesterday..."
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what about it.

[personal profile] masturbatter 2015-05-01 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
( At least Tajima leaves her be when she's in her Bonny Bouncer. Then he just takes videos. And forces Hanai to watch them.

He busses a noisy raspberry on Hana's chubby little belly, and then one to Yamamoto's cheek (in case he feels left out). )


I don't think so. Eiji might if he finishes up early, but everyone's got things on.

( Popping Hana into her daddy's arms, Tajima dashes off with no real warning. ) --I got an idea! ( There's some rummaging in the freezer before he returns with two ice pads wrapped into a tea towel. Holy shit, he's so smart. What an awesome dad he is. Hanai never believed in him but Tajima's always known!! Fuck the haters!!

He beams, so proud of himself: )
Now we can keep the ring nice and cold at the game! Pretty good, huh?

( Praise me, honey. )
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babe you already did

[personal profile] masturbatter 2015-05-01 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
( THE BEST OF TIMES. )

Hehe~! It's great, right?

( They're both dweebs and that's why this works. Even if their besties are already gone gray and/or bald. )

Okay. Is that everything? Did you find Pooky-Bear?

( And-- look, it's not their fault that the cutest teddy happened to be wearing a non-denominational baseball uniform, right??? )
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u////u

[personal profile] masturbatter 2015-05-01 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah!! I can't believe it, it's like a dream...

( It's been years, but Tajima knows it'll be just like settling into an old armchair. Those two never change much, after all, even if they've all grown in difference directions.

He snugs an arm around Yamamoto's waist and drags him bodily towards the garage, practically vibrating with excitement. )


One day we'll have to wrangle a Dream Team match. Do you want leadoff or cleanup?
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[personal profile] masturbatter 2015-05-04 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
( They lock eyes and there's the old spark, that familiar thrum from the first time they met (rivals, right from the start). Tajima almost says something heated in return before Hanako burbles. He clicks her into the seat and takes his own place, settling for a more mild: )

Challenge me any day you like, babe! I'm not sleeping on the couch when I wipe the floor with you, though.

( NEVER MIND THAT HIS HUSBAND IS ALSO A PRO-LEVEL PLAYER that is beside the Point entirely. )
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[personal profile] masturbatter 2015-05-04 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
( The only problem with their daily competitions is: do they arm-wrestle or makeout??? Sometimes it's a tough choice. Okay, no it's not.

Tajima sneers (lovingly). )


You talk big for someone who's still lagging behind in the dash!

( And-- he's not trying make Husbando feel bad for having other, more important priorities. Tajima, of all people, understands the fine balance between game and family. But sometimes it is frustrating that Yamamoto gets called away on his secret missions, when all Tajima wants to do is smack balls with him. One way or another. )

We knocked out the second-best seed already, and we've got the Ace Battery back! I can be confident and focused. Who else in the Family plays?? Do you think we could steal Ryohei for, like, a year? I'd love to see him hit a homer.

( Well, he'd probably try and fight the umpire or something, but that'd be hilarious so Tajima doesn't mind... )
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[personal profile] masturbatter 2015-05-04 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
PUNCHED A HOMER. That's amazing. We definitely need to hang out with him more.

( If only Hana didn't have that reaction to their Hana. She was mostly pretty cool, Tajima thought.

He's not entirely sure how this whole hierarchy works out, but in Tajima's head Tsuna is basically the Koushien, and then the Guardians are the team captains, and they all have their own teams. And he's super proud that his hot-ass husband is so important. Even when it means Yamamoto comes home with blood and bruises and long, telling silences that Tajima isn't allowed to touch. That's okay. He's gotten used to it. )


I'm gonna play until I die, so we'll just have to start a Masters Koushien tournament!

( That's shorthand for "Love you too; always will." They've known each other well right from Day One. )
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[personal profile] masturbatter 2015-05-04 08:05 am (UTC)(link)
( Sometimes Tajima thinks that leaving his family at the entrance is even harder than losing a game.

Even though he loves this game more than life itself, sometimes he can't help but wish that the tables were turned, that he got to watch Takeshi smacking out hit after hit, dandling their baby on his knee, trading jokes and passionate umpire-criticism with Yamamoto-Senior. In a parallel universe their roles are reversed, he's sure; and he's equally sure that he has no regrets. Like he hopes Takeshi doesn't.

He really has regrets against this umpire though, what a dick. It's a matter of professional pride that Tajima's eye is never wrong; he'll happily admit a mistake, but that was way out. Still, at least now he knows where the ump's tendencies lie and he can work within that. It's just frustrating not to be able to do his job.

The left fielder gets his attention and he confirms the tentative suspicion by blowing his husband a kiss and briefly pulling his uniform overshirt open. It's pretty bad form, but how awesome is his undershirt with YUU ♥s TAKESHI in red glitter?!

Hanai's groans are probably audible from the stands, but he's always been a total killjoy. )
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[personal profile] masturbatter 2015-05-04 09:28 am (UTC)(link)
( They're totally gross and Hanai can suck his-- sweaty glove, for all Tajima cares.

He hasn't even got his shirt on when he runs out (poor beleaguered bestie chasing after him, waving the lacking item with no hope left in his body at all) and wraps arms firmly around Yamamoto's waist, hoisting him - just a little - into the air. )


Wasn't it great?! Mihashi's pitches were all like, wissssh, POW!! and those guys were getting so frustrated when Abe wouldn't let them hit!

( Abe can be a jerk, but he's their jerk, and from his short stints at catching Tajima has nothing but respect for the work he does.

Hanai finally foists the shirt off on him with some rant about 'public decency' and Tajima pulls it over his head as an afterthought. )


Hey, we were talking about going out for a post-game drink and something to eat, what do you think?
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[personal profile] masturbatter 2015-05-05 08:09 am (UTC)(link)
( Tajima regards him steadily for a moment, then glances back at the rest of the team as they file out. )

Give me five minutes. I'll meet you at the car, 'kay?

( As nice as it would have been to catch up with old friends-- really, he could do that any time. There'd be other games, other stories to spin, other weeks. With Yamamoto, it's not predictable. He knows deep down that every time his husband heads off 'for work', there's a chance he's not coming home. Tajima doesn't dwell on it very much - it's pointless to worry about something like that - but it sits with him all the same.

He's as good as his word, combining cool-down with a jog to the car. The good thing about friends is that they understand about love and family without you having to say much of anything. )


Hey, good-lookin'!
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[personal profile] masturbatter 2015-05-05 09:11 am (UTC)(link)
Mnnf. ( There is absolutely zero protest from Tajima's point of view. He has no compunctions whatsoever about hot'n'heavy makeouts in so public an arena - the gasps of shock-horror are sort of half the fun! He leans up and in, hands gripped encouragingly at Yamamoto's waist (sometimes Tajima considers taking up the sword himself, if this is what it does to a body) and tongue every bit as enthusiastic.

Then he hears the tell-tale thwump of Hana's (baseball) pacifier whacking into the car floor. Blessed child; she's gonna make one hell of a pitcher by Little League. He pulls away, teeth dragging at Yamamoto's lip promisingly. Games days are always extra special. )


C'mon, let's go home and get rid of these pants.
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[personal profile] masturbatter 2015-05-05 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
( Tajima's standard naptime song is Mori no Fukuro, and even though sometimes he gets a bit too aggressive on the owl noises it never fails to lull Hanako to sleep. He bops gently around the nursery until he feels her settle into dead weight and her breathing takes on that chuu, chuu quality he's so charmed by. By now he's pretty deft at tucking her in. Coming from a large, fertile clan definitely helps with essential child-rearing skills, that's for sure.

Watching Hana settle into proper sleep, Tajima can't help himself from leaning over and pressing a gentle kiss to her fat cheek. So cute! What did he do to deserve such adorable offspring?! Truly he was blessed.

Doubly so to be able to turn around and see not only a tasty sandwich but also a tasty hunk of man in the doorway. Wow, he's got such a good life. )


Does this count as a post-game or pre-game snack?

( SEE, IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THEY'RE TOTALLY GOING TO DO IT. )
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[personal profile] masturbatter 2015-05-09 08:24 am (UTC)(link)
I can go another nine, definitely...

( This is a lie. Tajima is wiped the fuck out and fatigue is starting to set in now that he's stopped dashing about. That's not gonna stop him from having a little fun with his husband, though. There's always time for that.

It's hard not to feel the intensity of Yamamoto's gaze on his skin. Hanai might find it hard to credit that Tajima can still blush, but this love is weighty and tangible and leaves him happily flustered more often than not. There's a matching burden to that, of course, but it's nothing he's been unable to carry.

He's licking crumbs from his fingers with satisfaction when Yamamoto kisses him, hungry as if they haven't just eaten, as if they didn't wake up in each other's arms. His crude slurping turns into a whining moan. )


Takeshi, that's cheating.

( This is not a complaint. In fact, he leans into those lips and tilts his head back encouragingly. As fun as it is to be the driving force, sometimes it's nice to be spoiled, too. No; Tajima's not complaining at all. )
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[personal profile] masturbatter 2015-05-13 07:33 am (UTC)(link)
--Okay, you got me there. ( Damn, Yamamoto is always so convincing when he talks about baseball rules and stuff.

He continues to definitely not protest, enjoying being the manhandled for once. So what if his t-shirt ends up draped in the crumbs from his sandwich? That's what washing machines are for.

The scrap of Yamamoto's teeth have him shuddering over the edge of delight quite nicely. Tajima's knees find their fit neatly around Yamamoto's waist and his hands do the same in startlingly-soft black hair, hauling him in for a long (and slightly sloppy) kiss. )


So do ya want batting or fielding first?
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[personal profile] masturbatter 2015-05-13 07:50 am (UTC)(link)
( Look, they'll move the sex stuff once Hana's old enough to open drawers. They've got a while. )

Ooh, ( Tajima perks up, wriggling his hips eagerly, ) a rubdown does sound pretty nice...Have I really been that good?
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[personal profile] masturbatter 2015-05-13 08:51 am (UTC)(link)
Fuck Hanai, he can deal with it. You just go right ahead and jump me any time.

( HANAI CAN'T DEAL WITH IT, PLEASE HAVE SOME COMMON DECENCY.

Tajima smooshes his face happily into a cushion and and wiggles backwards, fitting himself neatly under Yamamoto's hands. )
I do not squirm, ( he denies, absolutely squirming in shudder-y delight, ) It's just that your hands are totally sexy and you're really good at this.
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[personal profile] masturbatter 2015-05-14 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
( no his husband is??? )

I don't need to see them right now, I already know what they look like! Especially when they're wrapped around...a bat. ( And then, because Tajima is irrepressible and also terrible: ) Or my dick!

( luv u babe )
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SLAMS BACK TO LIFE

[personal profile] masturbatter 2015-05-20 10:44 am (UTC)(link)
We~ll, you know teething-time means less sexy-time. That's not my fault! ( At least game day always tuckers the wee tyke out a little bit.

Tajima sighs happily at the warmth of his hands, unable to quite keep himself from rocking slightly back and forth against Yamamoto's movements. The big knot in his side is painful, but in a good way. Why should he go to a physio when his husband has wonder-fingers? )


Anyway, ( he adds, muffled against the couch, ) I didn't hear you complaining even if we did end up ripping the duvet.

( Again. )
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[personal profile] masturbatter 2015-05-23 09:49 am (UTC)(link)
Oh man, right?! We're totally awesome at sex and stuff, babe.

( Obligingly squirming onto his back, Tajima tucks his hands behind his head and smirks. )

But what I really love is riding you. You make the BEST faces, yannow?
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bRUH THE BEST BRUH

[personal profile] masturbatter 2015-06-02 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
( It's just as well they found each other, or someone else would have had to put up with these idiots. Who would???

For his part, Tajima is a squirming mess of lewd noises (muffled, because can't wake the baby). The fact that Yamamoto's this willing to suck him off even when it's not his favourite just makes the whole thing hotter. Honestly, his husband is the best. His whole life is the best.

There's teethmarks pressing further and further into his own wrist as Tajima uses it to forcibly strangle a moan. )


Takeshi, I'm gonna blow...!
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[personal profile] masturbatter 2015-06-02 09:37 am (UTC)(link)
Takesh-- ohhh, shit.

( Luckily for Yamamoto's shoulder, the urge to kick him for being a frickin' tease swiftly turns into an urge to kiss him all over. And then maybe buy him a really nice dinner. Flowers are probably involved at some point.

If he'd ever really put conscious thought into, Tajima would've said that he'd end up with a totally hot babe (which was definitely true) who understood about baseball (also true) and wanted to bang, like, forty times a day. It hadn't really occurred to him that his hot babe would be a dude, but he certainly wasn't complaining. As for the crazy sex drive...well, the jury's still out about Tajima possibly having incubus somewhere in the bloodline, but he's learned to accept that he's a freak of nature. Besides, he's obviously the luckiest guy in the whole world, because he's found someone that'll keep up with him just for the fun of seeing him happy. That's pretty rare.

The sounds he makes when Yamamoto finally, finally fits into him would be embarrassing for anyone with an ounce of shame. Luckily, he's Tajima Yuuichirou, and he doesn't give a shit if his totally bangin' husband hears him mewling on his dick. Tajima takes a brief moment to resettle himself slightly. His hands catch Yamamoto's sides with shaky touch in reassurance. )


I'm so good, Take. You're so good. ( He cranes up for a sloppy smooch. ) Please fuck me? Hard?
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[personal profile] masturbatter 2015-07-13 09:21 am (UTC)(link)
( He's well gone now, completely dissolved into desperate noises and twitching limbs. The only reason Tajima hasn't busted his load gleefully is because the longer he lasts, the longer Yamamoto will fuck him. That's something worth losing all cognitive function for.

The only problem with this plan is that Yamamoto knows exactly how to get him off. He's ruthless. Tajima can't even do anything - to help or hinder - because the rat-bastard is keeping him pinned completely to the couch. It's super hot, if he's honest. At any rate, Tajima can't string two syllables together to complain (or congratulate him, or beg for more).

In fact, all he can manage is a drawn-out whine, rising in urgency (if not volume - even at his fucked-silliest his parent senses are always aware of the sleeping baby) until it modulates into sobs and he's coming. Yamamoto's relentless and all-consuming as always; Tajima writhes on his dick desperately. Everything's starting to burn, but he wants more. )


Take, ( he pleads, unashamedly greedy. Yamamoto already knows what he's asking anyway. )
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WHAT YEAR IS IT

[personal profile] masturbatter 2015-09-29 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
( Tajima can't speak to reassure him, breath still coming erratically, but he shakes his head furiously and swells his hips into Yamamoto's pace as best as he can manage in this state. Times like this he half-wishes he was a girl - being able to come again and again would be so good - but it's probably for the best. They'd never get anything done.

(Well. Except each other.)

He switches his hold to Yamamoto's shoulders and grips tight. He won't mind Tajima giving him bruises, not for this. )